Super Baa-ored??? What to do when you are lazier than homer J simpson?

Facken bored. don’t say any of the following

Read a book, aint got no books to read, the ones lying around are from high school and will never touch them again, will not go to library or go out to buy one too much of a commitment.

Draw, I will kill somebody cause i can’t draw what i want. When i draw something i’m looking at or what im imagining it always comes out to be something of an entire different nature. Yesh its art but not noteworthy

Play an instrument. I will not sit in front a tv learning how to play a guitar/violin like some schmuck

Call a friend. What are friends?

Sing? Done it many times and weirded out too many people.

Work out, already done so and lazy as hell.

new hairstyle? What hair? maybe due for a haircut but salons/barbers closed

Drink? aint doin it alone.

Shoppping, Lazy aint doin that alone

Drugs, Too burnt out to do a god damn thing.

watch tv? wtf is on, its summer nothing worth watching. Nothing but TRASH TV

games? not in this lifetime.

clean room done so.

Jerk myself, ? Already done so. part of my daily routine, not really.

listen to them good ol tunes ? I estimated 32 hrs of music in the last 2 days sick of it.

Go check ebay shopzilla, amazon? Already blew half my paycheck on impulse buys, stuff i don’t even need.

Plan future? already thoroughly planned the next 3 major steps in my life.

I will not dance, end of that topic

I will not tape my self

I have already searched up whats on my mind.
—-> Searched Sleep paralysis
How to rid of mice, how to make homemade soap, how to make fan, how to make indoor grow box from pc. how to make a hexapod bot,how to make pies, to make homestyle tortellinis, what are human nails made of, What causes sound, What causes human blindspot, what other planets in our solar system smells like.

Done searching random ****.

And I’ve given some Bi kid some excellent and encouraging advice on life so I’m done giving out Grade A Advice on yahoo.

Given up on my D quality standup script and C lyrics.

What to do? You tell me.
No this aint kwan. The power of Copy and paste.

Go to the zoo and watch the other monkeys analyze their boogers.

7 Responses to “Super Baa-ored??? What to do when you are lazier than homer J simpson?”

  1. Zero Says:

    Keep asking questions
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  2. ihateyou Says:

    Go on some blogging site, since you like to type a lot.
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  3. Echion Says:

    Go to the zoo and watch the other monkeys analyze their boogers.
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  4. Kempy Says:

    get a life. That should entertain you for a bit.

    Is this kwan,
    cause if you are,
    i wouldnt be suprised
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  5. Brendan Says:

    You’re smart, you’ll figure it out. Try doing what makes you happy.
    Standup’s a tough gig, and music even moreso. If you like writing, maybe you should broaden your horizons.
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  6. Occupied Says:

    uhhh…
    read a book
    go buy a pet dog
    start a fire…DON"T sear off your eyebrows
    can you look up how many countries there are in the world…I wanted to do it, but i’ll give you the opportunity instead :)
    feel the walls, I like to do that when im bored because they’re so soft and cold I end up falling asleep leaning up against one
    Mess up your room
    go on world of warcraft
    Cut the strings of a guitar…does it make sound when you cut them?
    scrunch a water bottle (hey it keeps 1 year olds occupied for hours!)

    Hope I gave you some things to do…But youve really done a lot. Wow. You should think about getting out of the house more often…
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  7. Venia Says:

    listen to this it will hipe you up

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWItbYoTLaM

    this was the Original

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxD_7S7bl8k
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