SUPER B-o-r-e-d ??? What to do when you are lazier than Homer J Simpson.?

Facken bored. don’t say any of the following

Read a book, aint got no books to read, the ones lying around are from high school and will never touch them again, will not go to library or go out to buy one too much of a commitment.

Draw, I will kill somebody cause i can’t draw what i want. When i draw something i’m looking at or what im imagining it always comes out to be something of an entire different nature. Yesh its art but not noteworthy

Play an instrument. I will not sit in front a tv learning how to play a guitar/violin like some schmuck

Call a friend. What are friends?

Sing? Done it many times and weirded out too many people.

Work out, already done so and lazy as hell.

new hairstyle? What hair? maybe due for a haircut but salons/barbers closed

Drink? aint doin it alone.

Shoppping, Lazy aint doin that alone

Drugs, Too burnt out to do a god damn thing.

watch tv? wtf is on, its summer nothing worth watching. Nothing but TRASH TV

games? not in this lifetime.

clean room done so.

Jerk myself, ? Already done so. part of my daily routine, not really.

listen to them good ol tunes ? I estimated 32 hrs of music in the last 2 days sick of it.

Go check ebay shopzilla, amazon? Already blew half my paycheck on impulse buys, stuff i don’t even need.

Plan future? already thoroughly planned the next 3 major steps in my life.

I will not dance, end of that topic

I will not tape my self

I have already searched up whats on my mind.
—-> Searched Sleep paralysis
How to rid of mice, how to make homemade soap, how to make fan, how to make indoor grow box from pc. how to make a hexapod bot,how to make pies, to make homestyle tortellinis, what are human nails made of, What causes sound, What causes human blindspot, what other planets in our solar system smells like.

What to do? You tell me.
God? Jesus? Religion? Nothign yak yak yak.

If there was such a divine being, why aren’t any of them here now guiding us. Why aren’t any of them performing miracles. I’ll tell you why cause there is no such thing as a divine or holy being. There is only predators and prey in this existence.
Analogy:

if you were a worker ant Thinking well if there were other existence of life up there wouldn’t they already have contacted us?

analogy2: There is only higher existence

Animals off on the shores of BP spill

They get fcuked and who comes and helps higher existence. They get cleaned groomed and fed.

Exactly like jesus did except he taught, performed miracles and fed.

there ain’t no divine being nor god.

The good news is that this will make a nice list of things for other people to do when they are bored

6 Responses to “SUPER B-o-r-e-d ??? What to do when you are lazier than Homer J Simpson.?”

  1. Cj Says:

    if you live on the east coast and want to laugh a lot
    there is jackass the movie on comedy central
    and id fuck with people on here or on facebook
    or just go fuck a hot chick
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  2. Terrie Says:

    i get on the computer and research something….usually medical. theres a million things to learn. maybe u r depressed. talk it over with someone close.
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  3. Pete Says:

    The good news is that this will make a nice list of things for other people to do when they are bored
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  4. woniqua jefferson Says:

    i dont know if you said this but you can do the following:

    read MLIA
    or
    answer questions on Yahoo Answers.
    or
    go on Omegle
    or
    go on Hulu
    or
    sleep?

    just some suggestions
    good luck
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  5. wolf Says:

    Read the bible, learn to trust the Lord Jesus.
    He is the only one to get you out of your malaise,
    permanently.
    Don’t mock God, there’s no need.
    When you mock God you hurt him but do your self
    permanent damage.
    Learn about God and his son Jesus and you’ll
    be doing something very deep and worthwhile
    in your life.
    You don’t have to go to church or join a religion
    to learn about god, or know him personally.
    References :
    http://www.thoughts-about-god.com/meditating/#god
    http://www.learnaboutgod.net/
    http://www.jmwolv.byethost12.com

  6. Venia Says:

    listen to this it will hipe you up

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWItbYoTLaM

    this was the Original

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxD_7S7bl8k
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