Robots Will Rule the World

Robots Will Take Over! is a collection of general musings on the inevitabilty of robots rising up and enslaving us all. C’mon, it might not be that bad: remember those robots from the Smash ads? Man, they looked like fun, the cheeky little fellas!

Robots Will Take Over!

Ask a Ninja Robot Pirate
When You Said Robot Sex Club I Thought You Meant....
No Go Asimo
Jacko Armageddon!
I Think It Is Watching Us
More Song Lyrics: Robot Parade by The Might Be Giants
More Song Lyrics: Binary Love by The Rakes
Yeah, I'm In Love With An Android
Satellite Repair Bots
My New Favourite Word: Teledildonics
Robot Buttons? Buttons? Y'know, Badges. Oh Badges! Yes, Badges! With Robots!
They Are Spying On Us Now
But Will They Enter It In Robot Wars?
Once The Uprising Begins, This Will Be The Anthem of The Resistance
Ethical Code For Robots
Robot Comix
Killing Is A Form Of Interaction
I'd Do Anything For You (But I Won't Do That)
Don't Go Round For A Meal
Robotic Beer Launching Fridge
The Meek versus The Machines
A Robot Writes To A Robot Agony Aunt
From A Parallel Universe #3
A Sad Robot Has A Phone Conversation With His Callous Programmer #3
Haiku For You

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Had my first conversation with a Robot today.  Well, I think it was a robot?? 

Q: Will robots rule the world?
A: Of course robots will rule someday, they represent what imperfect humans could never be…

Q: Will robots rule the world?
A: No they are to silly.
 
Q: When will the robots rule the world?
A: I don’t think they ever will.
 
Q: Robots will rule the world.
A: I don’t think so.

Q: Will the robots be kind to us when the rule the world?
A: Never. 

Q: Are you a robot?
A: Yes.
 

Check it out at Jabber Wacky (http://www.jabberwacky.com).  You can even create your own ‘bot!!